o brave new world

30 Jul 19

1

it is a fools errand to try and be tender about mad men of all shows but i Cannot stop thinking about peggy and stan and calling each other…. “stay on the phone” ….

all they do seasons 6 and 7 is call each other its ‘hey baby’ ‘oh its you’ and ‘ill make it worth your while’ ‘no you won’t’ and; ‘hi honey how was your day’ when shes at cgc and obviously the finale.....why are they like that; audrey.txt;

08 Jun 19

19

jon hamm roles ranked

1. reverend richard wayne gary wayne

2. the archangel fucking gabriel

3. that time he went on sesame street and talked about emotions

4. ed parks and rec

5. mad men, i guess

audrey.txt; i don't take constructive criticism; good omens;

13 Oct 18

god elementary wins the BEST second half of a season finale award

first half fucking sucked second half i was in TEARS; audrey.txt;

26 Sep 18

1

guess who FINALLY watched spies are forever

every song is a fucking bop; gays really do stay winning i guess!!; listen that was the best hour and a half of my life; audrey.txt; have i mentioned that i am in love with lauren lopez;

18 Aug 18

1

no offense but do me ti why not me

be the cowboy; mitski; yeah....; audrey.txt;

18 Aug 18

2

my official be the cowboy thoughts: i love washing machine heart and slow dancers and a pearl and old friends and im too dumb to understand Any of it

i love you mitski.; also nobody but thats a given; audrey.txt;

06 Aug 18

1

QUEEN of catching the office cold

this post is about me; audrey.txt;

16 Mar 18

1

hot elementary take: i adore kitty winter also sherlock and marcus bell are dating

i love this show; audrey.txt;

30 Oct 17

🎃

i like steve martin cause he reminds me of my grandfather; my puppy is whining because he does not like being in the crate and my mama is singing him lullabies to calm him down; it’s been like half an hour she’s probably going to fall asleep before he does; anyway it made me kinda sad; when i was a kid i would demand every night before i went to bed two stories and two songs; one of the stories had to be made up and one of the stories had to be real; my dad told me these stories about a mischievous witch who lived in the old stone house who the young heroine audrey always defeated; with her magical toothbrush and when the witch opened the doors he would always make these sounds like ‘creeeeeeeak’; i have most of my comp sci paper done which is nice im gonna try and finish it tonight and then do the work i actually have to do; i think the dog has stopped whining; he sounded like the creaking door; his name is rocket bc my brother got to name him and nobody liked bear; which was my idea; he’s very very cute but he can’t go outside yet cause he doesn’t have all his shots so he’s v energetic; i love him dearly; audrey.txt;

18 Oct 17

jus some thoughts …. the girl playing karolina dean in the new runaways tv show does not seem ready to play such an iconic lesbian but i will keep an open mind

she looks uhhh . rly straight; hm.; audrey.txt; if she isn’t good ill cry i love karolina.....so much;

15 Oct 17

1

what is it with men and being up microsoft’s ass

v done rn; audrey.txt;

28 Sep 17

also i really really want tea but my parents are downstairs and my mother will yell at me for not buying shoes

i don’t have money to buy shoes; i don’t understand what she wants from me; i am not an evil demon goblin slut daughter she just did not give me money; i want tea; audrey.txt;

28 Sep 17

everything a goddamn ordeal in area family